If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......

Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls.

Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.