Arnold schwarzenegger recently decided to go back into the movie business... But being fed up with his trademark macho image he chose to do something different and went to a casting for a movie based on the life and story of famous classical composers. **** **** When asked what role he was going for, Arnie leaned forward, looked right into the producers eyes and said ""i'll be Bach"".

Arnold's woes One day Arnold decided that he wanted to woo his dream lady with his musical talents. He visited a music school and tried out various instruments but nothing seemed right. The instructor then said: listen Arnold, come back tomorrow and think about who you want to be like. Arnold said: I will be Bach!

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers... They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play. Sean Connery says ""I would shertainly like to play Moshart."" Sylvester Stallone says ""Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."" And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says ""I'll be Bach.""

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach.""