The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.

A Fishing Tale On the shore of the Indian Ocean a raggedy Indian fisherman lay dozing with a hat over his face. Beside him two fishing lines were stuck into the sand. Up comes an American. 'What are you sleeping for?' says the American. 'You'd be better off catching fish.' 'What for?' asks the fisherman. 'What do you mean, what for? You'd catch some fish, you'd sell them and with the money you'd buy yourself a trawler. The trawler would catch even more fish. You'd sell it and buy yourself an eve…

What did Indian Ocean said to Atlantic Ocean? Nothing.. They just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? You need to be more Pacific. *cymbal clash*