My grandad was killed by a zulu He was having a shit in London zoo and the roof fell in.#London#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.#London#France#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO#London#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road.#London#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)#London#France#Google#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp