A LESSON IN MORALS One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. ""My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."" When t…

Johnny Digdeeper A freshman in high school named Johnny Digdeeper was always sheltered by his parents. He always had to ask permission to do anything, was never allowed to play outside alone, and wasn't even allowed to stay home by himself. One night Johnny's parents were going to an adult only wedding, so naturally, they got a baby sitter for Johnny. The baby sitter was a junior in high school that lived down the road. What these parents didn't know was that this baby sitter was an extremely...…

The teacher was quizzing the bible students... and she asked ""Who parted the Red Sea?"" Just then, rotten little Johnny poked Suzy with a pin, causing her to exclaim ""Holy Moses!"" The teacher said ""Very good, Suzy!"" Then the teacher asked ""Who turned water into wine?"" Johnny pokes Suzy with the pin again, who hollers ""Jesus Christ!"" The teacher can't contain herself, and asks Suzy ""What did King Davids wife say to him as they retired for the night?"" Johnny pokes Suzy yet again, bringi…

Discipline is important A wife calls her husband into their son's room. She says, ""Look what I found under Johnny's bed!"" as she points to a suitcase filled with whips, paddles, canes, and cato'ninetails of every size, color, and material. ""What are we going to do with him?"" she asks. The father looks at the suitcase, looks at his son, and looks at his wife. He says, ""Whatever we do we shouldn't spank him.""