did you hear about that woman who went to the doctor? well, she went in and told her doctor she had been having problems with her weight, And a severe lack of energy. the doctor prescribed her some energy pills. two weeks later, she came back in for a check up, and the doctor asked how her weight problem was progressing and if the energy pills were working. she replied;""the pills work fine, but they just make me eat faster"" -this is one my boss told to me. credit goes to Dennis lol.