The three fathers A jew, a turkish and a german guy are all waiting in the hospital, while their wifes are giving birth to their sons. Through a mistake in the hospital, the three babies get confused and none of them knows which one is his. The german guy says: ""No problem dudes, I got this"" and walks into the room with the babies. Three minutes later, every father is holding his son in hands. The other two ask: ""How did you do that!?"" ""Easy"", said the german, ""I came in and yelled 'Heil Hitler!'. My son raised his arm, the jew shat himself and the turk cleaned it up.""