Two Newfies picking college classes. Two Newfies (the Canadian version of blondes I guess) are picking classes for college. The first one goes into the councillors office to sign up. Inside, the councillor says to him, ""I'm going to recommend five classes for you: Math, English, Science, History, and Logic."" ""Logic?"" the Newfie replies. ""What's that?"" ""I'll give you an example,"" the councillor replies. ""Do you own a lawnmower?"" ""Of course!"" ""Well then, using logic, I can reasonably assume you have a house. Since you have a house, I can assume that you have a wife that helps you pay the mortgage down, and since you have a wife I can assume that you aren't gay."" ""That's incredible!"" the Newfie exclaims. ""Sign me up for that class!"" The councillor signs him up for his classes and the excited Newfie goes back into the hall to see his friend. ""What classes did you sign up for?"" his friend asks. ""Math, English, Science, History, and Logic,"" says the first Newfie. ""Logic? What's that?"" replies the friend. ""I'll give you an example,"" the Newfie says. ""Do you own a lawnmower?"" ""No."" ""You're queer, aren't ya?""