A guy shows up at work Monday Morning with two black eyes... ""What happened to you?"" asked his concerned co-workers. ""Well, I was in church, minding my own business and this beautiful women, in a slightly inappropriately tight dress sat in the pew in front of me. When everyone stood up, her dress got caught in between her cheeks. I figured she didn't want that there, so I reached up and pulled it out. She turned around a landed me with a left hook!"" Oh, no... everyone stood around in shock, ""but wait"" one co-worker asks, ""that explains ONE black eye, but what about the other black eye?"" ""Well, after coming back from communion, the same thing happened, her dress got caught between her cheeks."" ""Didn't you learn your lesson?"" they asked. ""I DID! But the guy standing NEXT to me reached up to pull the dress out from between her cheeks..."" ""SO..."" They all asked in unison... ""Well, I knew she didn't like that, so I jammed her dress back in between her cheeks and that's when she landed a right hook!""