Little Jewish boy that can't understand math Two Jewish parents are very concerned that their little boy is failing at mathematics. They exhaust every method of tutoring and schooling, until they reach their last resort.... Catholic School. The very next day little Elisha comes home from school, runs to his room, and began studying. To the parents astonishment when his reportcard arrives he has an A in math!! They asked Elisha what the difference was and he replied,"" When I saw what they did to…

A Jewish boy comes home with his report card. His parents take a look and see: English: A Science: A History: A Math: F They tell him he's grounded until they see improvement, but when the next report card comes he gets an F in math yet again! After thinking hard about what to do this time, they decide they must send him to Catholic school. After just one term at Catholic school he comes home with an A in Math! The father asks, ""Son, what made this time so different?"" He replies, ""Well when I…

How Timmy Learned Math There was a little boy named Timmy who was horrible at math, and no matter what his parents did he just couldn't do it. So, Timmy's parents decide to send him to a local Catholic School which was said to be the best school in the neighbourhood. After his first day of Catholic school, Timmy sprinted past his parents and up the stairs into his room! He stayed in his rooms for hours in complete silence, only leaving to have dinner before rushing back upstairs! When his parent…

Little Timmy was struggling very hard with his math classes. His parents did everything and anything to help their son...private tutors, teacher meetings, and even asking the local Asian kid. Nothing worked. Finally, in a last ditch effort they enrolled him into a small Catholic school to see if the nun's strict curriculum would do the trick. At the end of the first day of school the boy walked in with a stern expression on his face, and walked right past the parents and went straight to his roo…