Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D#Ellen#Ricki Lake#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
They found Ellen Degeneres dead today. She was face down in Ricki Lake. Did I do it right this time?#Ellen Degeneres#Ricki Lake#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp