Peter is staring up at Jesus on the cross. Suddenly their eyes meet and Jesus calls out, ""Peter! Peter!"" Peter runs to the foot of the cross but he is beaten and forced back by the Roman guards. Once again he looks up when he hears his savior cry, ""Peter. Peter."" Jesus's voice is much weaker now and that spurs Peter up the hill to the foot of the cross where he is again beaten and forced back down the hill. ""Peter... Peter."" The voice is very weak now and in desperation Peter fights his wa…

Christ is on the cross He's calling out to Peter. 'Peter! Peter!' he shouts. Peter hears him and tries to get closer, but a Roman guard cuts off his arm and sends him packing. Christ calls out again. 'Peter! Peter!' he shouts. Again Peter tries to get closer but is again stopped by the Roman guard, who cuts off his other arm. Christ calls out again. 'Peter! Peter!' Peter tries once more to get to the foot of the cross. This time the Roman guard swipes at his left leg and chops that off too. 'Pet…

A Man Died And Went To Heaven. (I wrote this myself): A man died and went to Heaven. He was a believer, but didn't go to church often. St. Peter meets him at the gates and says: "Before I let you in, you have to answer 3 questions." The man says: "Sure, go ahead." Peter first asks: "Who walked on water in The Bible?"The man replies: "Adam." Peter is confused and says: "No! Jesus walked on water! Alright, whatever. Question 2: Who turned water into wine in The Bible?" The man says: "Noah. He m…