the old man and the carrot Once upon a time there was a carrot who got hired to help out this old guy living in Boston. He was one of those freak carrots that had little appendages growing out of his sides that he was somehow able to make function like half-hearted arms. Anyway, he hated working for this old guy-- partly because he could never understand the man with his heavy accent ... everything was like: ""Get the cah ready."" ... ""Clean my ahhctapus"" ... ""Take me to tha pahk."" It was ha…

A man goes to Boston A man goes on a business trip to Boston. He has never been there before and wants to try some of the local food. His friends all told him to try the sea food. Especially Boston Scrod. So as he gets into the taxi at the airport he ask the driver ""Do you know where I can get Scrod?"" The driver answers ""Listen Mac. I've been asked that question many times and in many ways but never before in the past pluperfect subjunctive.""

A long joke about a monastery and a strange noise. A travelling salesman is driving along a dusty backroad to his next sale, when his car starts belching smoke. He sees storm clouds coming his way and night is falling soon. Getting out of the car he looks around for shelter and sees an antiquated old monastery on a hill not 5 minutes walk away. He heads over and knocks on the door just as the rain starts falling and a kindly monk answers. "Hi, my car is broken down on the road" says the sales…

The noise A travelling salesman is driving along a dusty backroad to his next sale, when his car starts belching smoke. He sees storm clouds coming his way and night is falling soon. Getting out of the car he looks around for shelter and sees an antiquated old monastery on a hill not 5 minutes walk away. He heads over and knocks on the door just as the rain starts falling and a kindly monk answers. "Hi, my car is broken down on the road" says the salesman, "and I see a storm coming in. Can I st…