Four old ladies gossiping at church began bragging about their children... The first said, ""My son is a bishop! When people see him, they all say, *'Your Excellency'*."" The second smiled smugly. ""My son is an *arch*bishop! When he enters a room, everyone says, *'Your Grace'.* The third glanced dismissively at the others. ""Well *my* son is a cardinal. When people meet him, they all say, *'Your Eminence.'* The last old lady could barely contain herself. ""Well! *My* son is a 6-foot-4, blue-eyed, blond-haired bodybuilder with a gorgeous smile. When people see him, they all say, *'Oh my God!'*