""911, what is your emergency?"" The voice coming through the dispatcher's headset was that of a young man, clearly in a state of panic. ""Ma'am, you gotta help me! I was hunting in the woods with my buddy, and all of a sudden he just turned blue and fell over! I think he's dead! What am I gonna do? You gotta help me!"" ""All right, sircalm down, and everything's going to be all right. The first thing is, I need you to make sure he's actually dead. Can you do that for me, sir?"" ""Yeah, I think so. Just a second..."" Silence on the other end of the line. The sound of a gunshot. ""OK, what now?""