Two cannibals walk into a restaurant. They both call ""waiter"". The waiter arrives and asks cannibal #1 ""What is your order?"" ""Human Flesh please."" Says cannibal #1. ""Yes sir, right away sir."" Says the waiter. ""Waiter!"" Shout cannibal #2. ""Yes sir, what is your order?"" Cannibal #2 smiles, picking up his knife and fork. ""That IS my order!""