Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor.

It's contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. ""Carl,"" she says. Carl says, ""My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious."" ""Very good,"" says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, ""The atmosphere was contagious."" The teacher says, ""Excellent, Suzie!"" Then she notices that littl…

The little green giant. In a small town there was a boy named johnny, who was 8 years old. Whenever he was by himself he would play with his wiener, tugging, and pulling on it just for fun. When his mother would see him doing this she would always tell him to ""quit playing with your little green giant"". as the years went on he continued this, and every time his mother would mention that he shouldn't be playing with his little green giant. One night johnny,s parents were going for dinner and ha…

Poor Johnny Johnny walked into class with a black eye. Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad asks, ""johnny are you sleeping?"" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye. Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer. The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again? Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny…