Bill and Bert on a hunting trip: Bill and Bert hop into their car and head into the wilderness on a hunting trip. Upon arrival they walk into the woods and split up to hunt for prey. Bill suddenly hears Bert screaming through the trees, he follows the sound to find him getting mauled by a bear. Bill quickly shoots the bear and it runs off badly injured. He runs to his old friends side and tries to coax him awake, nothing works so he turns on his phone and calls 911. Bill blubbers down the phone …

A man runs out of gas while driving through rural Iowa... His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse. He knocks on the door, and an old farmer offers to fuel up his car after they finish dinner, which he kindly invites him to. While enjoying his meatloaf and company of the farmer and his wife, the man looks out the window and sees a one-legged pig wriggling around in the mud like a earthworm. "Say if you don't mind me asking," says the traveller, "what's the s…

Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu

Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick.