A great Polish joke Guy goes into a bar, and a couple drinks in loudly announces to the bartender, ""OK I'm going to tell you a great Polish joke!"" The bartender leans in and whispers, ""watch it buddy, I happen to be polish, and while I got a sense of humor, about half the people in here are polish. you see that 6'6"" 300 lb bouncer? He's polish too and he don't got a sense of humor!"" ""OK,"" the jokster responds. ""I'll tell it slowly!""