russian A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and g…

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her …

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. ""It was late at night'"" says the pilot ""Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings."" ""I'm sorry"" says the auditor ""but you'll have to bear the cost yourself."" ""The cost of what?"" asks the pilot. ""Of the bearings you lost.""

Viral Chutkule in Hindi: हमेशा हंसते खिलखिलाते रहना सेहतमंद रहने की कुंजी है. टेंशन फ्री लाइफ और मानसिक तनाव दूर करने के लिए हंसना-मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है. तो आइए फिर देर किस बात की, मजेदार चुटकुलों के साथ शुरू करते हैं ये हंसने हंसाने का सिलसिला.1) डॉक्टर:  तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है.सोनू: पहले तो बहुत रोया, फिर आसू पोंछकर बोलासाहब ये भी बता दीजिए कि कितने नंबर से फेल हुई है...?2) महिला: सही रेट लगाओ भईया... हम हमेशा इसी दुकान से सामान लेते हैं...दुकानदार: भगवान से डरो बहनजी, हमारी दुकान क…