So there's a little guy sitting at a bar....(heard this years ago, hope it isn't a repost) ...when a much larger, muscular guy walks in who seems to have a chip on his shoulder. The big guy sits down next to the little guy and orders a beer, after a bit the big guy jumps up and completely out of nowhere punches the little guy, knocking him to the floor. ""That's boxing, from Las Vegas."" The little guy picks himself up off the floor, dusts himself off, gets back on his stool and just quietly goe…

Home Depot A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he's waiting he sees another man sitting across from him who looks up and asks, ""What are you looking at?"" The first man says, ""Nothing."" At that point, the second man jumps up and beats the shit out of the first man and knocks him out, he then looks at the bartender and says, ""When he wakes up, tell him that was Jujutsu from Japan. The next day, bruised and sore, the man returns to the bar, sees the man who beat him up and approac…

Crowbar from sears There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in andWhack!knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" The little guy thinks ""Geez,"" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a suddenWhack!the big dude knocks him down again and says, ""That was a judo chop from Japan."" So the little guy has had en…

a man is sitting in a bar in a bar when another man comes up and kicks him in the head the attacker then says ""that was a round-house kick, from Thailand!"" and walks away. the next night the same man is sitting at the bar when the same attacker runs up to him and punches him in the jaw. ""That was an upper-cut, from Turkey!"" and then abruptly walks away again. on the third night, the man is sitting in the same bar when he is attacked, again, out of no where by the same guy, and again after ki…