Another Great Pirate Joke. A Pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel on his junk. It was getting late so the bartender did not particularly care that there was a steering wheel on this pirate's junk and was just trying to finish his shift. The pirate walks up to the counter and says, ""Arrrrghh, I'll have a rum, matey."" The bartender serves the pirate his rum, but, after a bit, his curiosity gets the best of him and he approaches the pirate and says, ""I couldn't help but notice, sir, but there is a steering wheel on your junk! I mean, that has to be bothering you, right?!"" The pirate looks at the bartender and says, ""ARRRRGH, It's driving me nuts!""