Chinese restaurant A man goes to a restaurant and without letting the waitress give him the menu says ""I want a Medium Rare Ribeye steak with Roasted Potatoes in Marinara sauce."" The waitress timidly responds ""Sir. This is a Chinese restaurant."" To which the man replies ""Oh! I'm sorry. I want a Medium Lale Libeye steak with Loasted Potatoes in Malinala Sauce.""