A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead find themselves lost in the woods They decide that they need to hunt to survive and agree on taking turns hunting. On the first day, the redhead goes out to see what she can catch and comes back dragging a rabbit. The other two, amazed, ask her how she caught the rabbit, to which she replied, ""I simply followed the rabbit's tracks and i caught the rabbit."" The next day, the brunette goes out hunting and returns dragging a deer. The other two, amazed, asked h…

Two blondes are walking in the woods... They come across some tracks. The first blonde says ""Those are deer tracks. The second blonde says ""Lisa you idiot. Those are obviously moose tracks."" And they were still arguing when the train hit them.

[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'