A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead find themselves lost in the woods They decide that they need to hunt to survive and agree on taking turns hunting. On the first day, the redhead goes out to see what she can catch and comes back dragging a rabbit. The other two, amazed, ask her how she caught the rabbit, to which she replied, ""I simply followed the rabbit's tracks and i caught the rabbit."" The next day, the brunette goes out hunting and returns dragging a deer. The other two, amazed, asked h…

In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.

A blonde, brunette, and red head are trapped on an cliff... A blonde, brunette, and redhead are trapped on a cliff with a magic genie. The genie says, ""I want to play a game. You each run, jump off the cliff and say something to get you off the cliff alive."" so the brunette runs, jumps and says "" I wish I was an airplane!"" so she turned into an airplane and flew away. Then the redhead decides to go. She runs, jumps of the cliff and says "" I wish I was a bird!"" so she turned into a bird and…

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig. The punishment for such an offense is obviously death by firing squad. In the holding cell, waiting for their fate, Red head says to the other two, ""I have an idea! follow my lead!"" Upon being called, Red head walks up, stands in front of the wall facing the line of rifles pointed at her head. The Emperor yells ""Ready! Aim!"" and the red head shouts ""TORNADO!!"" The men with the rifles are so scared of the impending …