If you like non ARRRRR-punchlined pirate jokes that take place in bars..... A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck down the front of his pants. It looks very uncomfortable and he is walking very laboriously. The bartender, noticing the odd situation asks: ""Hey, why do you have a steering wheel stuck down the front of your pants?"" to which the pirate replies: ""ARRRR, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!""