CHINA: how can we fix our economic problems??? GERMANY: how do we reestablish our engineering reputation??? USA: OH MY GOD RAT WITH A PIZZA

People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up

Don't call me "Dad", please call me by my professional title, "Half-Eaten Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist".

An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out drinking To their favorite bar and grill. Well they're having some drinks and laughing when a fire starts behind the bar. Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he'll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket. The chef, from his own experience can tell its a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt. The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, h…