An electrical engineer had a daughter who was always hungry she always kept pestering her mother for food, In a fit of desperation, to make her disperse, what did the mother tell the kid? At ten u ate.

Three guys discuss how would they kill their mother in law An engineer, a chemistry graduate and an agriculture university graduate discuss the best way to get rid of your mother in law. The engineer goes first: - I would mess up her car, set the break cables to fail after reaching high speed. Everyone would think it was an accident. Then the chemist tells his idea: - I would find some chemicals that added to her food would cause a heart-atack. She is old so no one would even get suspicious. - A…

Dad to kid: "Connor, eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" "Eat your food!" Me: *turns around, eats all of kid's food*

"Always give your food a rinse before you eat it," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches.