The old man and the Corvette There was an old man, about in his 60's, and his dream was to own a Corvette, so he goes out and he buys one. He's driving on the highway, doing the speed limit, then he thinks to himself, ""Im gonna punch it"" So he speeds up to 80, he keeps going for a few more miles before he realizes there's a cop chasing him, then he says to himself, ""You cant catch me, i have a Corvette!"" So he's now going 120 MPH down the highway, he drives for a few miles before he realizes…

The old Man and the State Trooper A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm…

Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*

[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that