a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit replies, ""no why?"" The bear then wipes his ass with the rabbit.

An Old man and young boy walk into the woods... ... The young boy looks up to the old man and says ""Gee Mister these woods sure are creepy!"" The old man looks down and says ""You're telling me! I have to go out of here alone!""

A priest and his atheist friend go hunting in the woods The atheist spots a turkey in the distance. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that,"" says the priest, ""lest you incur God's wrath."" They walk on some more and the atheist spots a rabbit. He aims his rifle, shoots, and misses again. ""Dammit, I missed!"" ""Don't say that!"" Says the priest again. ""God will surely strike you down next time!"" Finally, in the deepest part of the woods, they spot a lar…

A Military Chief and a Liuetenant Stumbled Across Some Familiar Tracks in the Woods... The LT says, ""Those are bear tracks, we should head in the other direction."" Chief says, ""Those are not bear tracks, they are deer tracks. We can keep traveling in this direction. We will find civilization soon."" LT says, ""Sir I am a commisioned officer in the military, I went to college, and I out rank you. Those are bear tracks!"" Chief responds, ""I am the highest enlisted rank in the military, and I h…