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5.5 Quake Shakes L.A. Every 20 years or so, a large earthquake rattles Los Angeles as a result of the tremendous buildup of pressure in every Angeleno to talk about something other than show business. ~ Scott Miller

#Scott Miller #Los Angeles

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