I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist.

In the locker room after the game... The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on. His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, ""Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"" Dennis replies, ""Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car.""

did you hear about that woman who went to the doctor? well, she went in and told her doctor she had been having problems with her weight, And a severe lack of energy. the doctor prescribed her some energy pills. two weeks later, she came back in for a check up, and the doctor asked how her weight problem was progressing and if the energy pills were working. she replied;""the pills work fine, but they just make me eat faster"" -this is one my boss told to me. credit goes to Dennis lol.

Playboy Mansion So Hugh Hefner was having a lavish party at the Playboy mansion. All the celebrities were there. It started out well, but at one point Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver got into a BIG argument. Hugh was getting the best of Dennis at which time Mick Jagger intervened with ""Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud""....