Headed to the Gyno... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quic…

If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine

A tourist is walking along the riverbank in Paris when a Frenchman runs and pushes him in. Spluttering and angry, the tourist shouts ""Are you crazy?"" To which the Frenchmen replies laughing ""No, but you're in Seine""

Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad.