Two old friends run into each other at a bar. The one friend says to the other ""Nice to see you, you're looking really good. Have you lost weight?"" ""Yeah I have, actually."" says the other friend. The first friend asks, ""How did you manage to get so fit?"" The friend replies ""Well, I'd like to contribute it to a good diet and exercise...but the Judge claims it's from excessive drinking and evading the police.""