[2 monkeys in a bath] Monkey 1: OOOHH OOHH AHH AHHH AHAH!! Monkey 2: If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in

Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*

What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin.