A mother sends her son to the store for a turkey A mother sends her son to the store with $60 for a turkey for Thanksgiving. He comes back with a turkey and hands her back $60, so she asks him, ""Where did you get that turkey, son?"" He says, ""I won it, Momma. They said the person with the biggest pecker gets a turkey."" ""So you took your pecker out and showed it, all in front of those people?"" ""No, just enough to win.""