A bear in the woods The other day I wanted to take walk through the woods. The weather looked like it could rain soon I decided to take my umbrella with me. Just to be safe. It didn't seem like a storm was coming, but there's no point getting wet just because you're too lazy to take an umbrella. As I was walking I saw a grizzly some 50 feet away from. I almost pissed my pants. I expected him to charge me any moment and I was looking where I could run or what I could do. Then I noticed he seemed scared to, and then suddenly he said: - Man, please don't shoot me! It took me by surprise (a talking bear!). I didn't have a gun so I didn't know what he meant by that. - Don't shoot me man, please! I'm just a young bear, I still have plenty to live. - Shoot you with what?- I asked. - That black thing in your hand, he said pointing to my umbrella. - Oh, that. That's not a gun, I can't shoot you with that- I tried to calm him. - If that's not a gun, what is it?- he asked. - It's an umbrella- I replied. - And what do you have it for? - For drizzle my grizzle.