3 nuns three nuns are driving along when the are hit by a truck and killed instantly. they arrive at the pearly gates and meet peter to asses their sins. Peter says ""because you are of the cloth we have a special practice, that fountain over there will wash away one sinful act..."" Before he can complete the sentence the oldest nun takes her cane and clubs her nearest companion over the head and follows through catching the second in the belly then rushes of to the fountain and proceeds to gargle. ""What the..."" sputters peter. The old nun spits and says "" I had to go before the douche and enema""