The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk....... Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales for quite cheap. So, they brought the cow over from Wales . It was absolutely wonderful and it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They later bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow wo…

An Irishman, a Frenchman, and an Afghani man are riding around the world in a balloon... When they are over Ireland, the Irish man picks up an enormous bag of potatoes and says I'm giving my country this bag of potatoes, in hopes that some hungry souls can find happiness from full bellies.' He tossed the bag of potatoes over the edge of the balloon's basket. The Frenchman and the Afghani man think giving things to their countries is a wonderful idea. They set course for France where the Frenchma…

a joke for dumb people okay dont kill me just yet lol okay okay a Jewish mom goes soccer league in Ireland and she says ""excuse me sir do you know where i can get a soccer player from?"" then the irish man says ""no ma'am you dont buy them you watch them play fut ball"" and the jewish mom says ""well my irene i need to kidnap one then and make them my husband"" then an soccer player comes up to her and gives her a beer and makes her play soccer. an hour later she got on the soccer team and ever…

The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.