Two Germans in London Two Germans wanted to visit London just a few months after the second world war. Because they are afraid that people will judge them for being German they decide to pretend like they are Englishmen. After a long day of site-seeing they walk into a pub to have a drink. They walk up to the bar and ask the barkeeper in perfect English: ""Could we have two sherries please?"" The bar keeper responds:""Dry?"" ""NEIN ZWEI!!!""