A Greek and a Scot ...... Were walking on a farm together just shooting the shit. They see a goat with his horns stuck in the fence so the Scot runs up to it, lifts up his kilt and starts to go to town on the goat. When he finishes, he steps back, takes a deep breath and tells the Greek; ""Ah rrright man, it's yurr turn."" .........So the Greek stuck his head in the fence.