It was my first time riding a plane... I was so nervous, and it was showing I was very uncomfortable... A good-looking stewardess, approached me and asked if I was feeling okay, and If I needed anything. I said no, I was fine, it was my first time riding a plane and was just nervous. She smiled and said, ""Ah perhaps you should listen to some music"", then she walked away. So I took out my phone, and played A7x in full blast, which disturbed everyone around me, as I did not have any earphones. Again the flight attendant approached me and asked, ""Would you like some headphones?"" I looked up to her at amazement and shock and said, ""yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"" (end) ba-dum-tiss I'll see myself out