Army commando recruitment - from India A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army. Interviewer: "We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?" Man: "No Sir; but can my Wife apply?"

Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too.

[soldier dying in my arms] "You take this & you give it to my wife." "No [pushes watch back to soldier] she lives really far away from me."

The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse.