A strip club owner is lamenting about his dwindling business to his wife. A strip club owner is eating breakfast with his wife. He begins to cry. ""Honey, things are changing. Men just ain't spending money at titty bars like they used to."" ""Oh that can't be."" She responds. ""There are some things men will always go to a strip club for."" ""But honey, I've tried everything. They just seem disinterested these days."" He hangs his head in defeat, wiping tears from his eyes. His wife leans in to try to comfort him. ""It's ok. Your business will come back around. Men will always enjoy being groped by a strangers, spending hundreds of dollars for the VIP experience, the occasional BJ in the bathroom, and getting black out drunk then waking up in a completely different city. That's what strip clubs are for."" The husband looks up and responds. ""I know, but Delta airlines offers a round trip.""