Old man is sitting in his doctor's office waiting for the news.. he's like, 80 or some shit. and the doctor comes in and they talk. doctor says ""i have some very bad news for you Bernie, you have cancer."" The man's face sinks. The doctor then continues ""you also have develpoed alzhiemers."" The man look up at his doctor and says ""wow, alzhiemers...well atleast it's not cancer, right?""