Funny Lance Armstrong Joke (#2) (#1)I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike. (#2) I just heard that the Tour De France is trying to eliminate Performance Enhancing Drugs.. Yet, they're sponsored by... Viagra

Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore.

Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions.

Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra.