Why will Belgium go to war? *This is a joke my dutch grandfather told me, the dutch make fun of Belgians* Why will Belgium go to war with the Netherlands in 50 years? Because that's when they understand the Belgian jokes they make about them. Why will Belgium go to war with France in 50 years? They can't find the Netherlands.

Scientists in the Netherlands successfully clone a Neanderthal. Scientists in the Netherlands have succeeded in bringing back the Neanderthals back via cloning of a frozen specimen. They raise the Neanderthal child as a human and enroll him in a school. He doesn't do very well in grammar class, but shows a high interest in science, particularly biology. One day after being bullied by a particularly vicious human classmate, he runs out of the school, crying. One of the scientists find him at the …

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands.

A Dutchman is driving in Belgium when he hits a Belgian car. The Belgian whose car he hit was upset, as it was severely dented and the Dutchman was clearly at fault. But the Dutchman, unwilling to pay for the damages, managed to calm him down by explaining to him how to remove the dents: ""Just blow into the exhaust, and the dents will pop out in no time"". So the Belgian starts blowing and the Dutchman leaves. Ten minutes later, a police car stops to see what is happening, and the Belgian expla…