A German taxi driver was on his shift... He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament. A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: ""So, how do you like our country?"" The guy answers: ""Oh, it's great. But it is so different from home in many aspects. Some things, I cannot make sense of."" The taxi driver asks: ""Really? Like what?"" The guy says: ""Well, for instance…

A Russian grandpa arrives at German airport He goes to the young girl who is in charge of border control and she asks after checking the passport ""Good morning, First time in Germany?"" ""First time I'm visiting my son who lives here, but I've been here before"" ""Weird, your passport doesn't have a stamp on it, How did you arrive last time?"" ""T-34, I was the gunner""

Grandpa Beetle Joke My great grandfather worked at Volkswagen during the 1950s in Germany. As you may know by now, most cars are made on an assembly line and workers usually only see the one part of the car that they are responsible for assembling. He worked there until he earned enough money to buy his own Beetle. He then drove the Beetle back to our home country when the car had broken down. He opened the hood of the car to find that the engine was missing! At this moment, his friend from the …

A man visits a priest for confession... An elderly man in Germany walks into a confessional box after feeling the urge that he needed to confess. Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. During the great war I hid a Jewish refugee in my attic. Priest: Well, that's not a sin my son, but rather a heroic act of great compassion and daring. Man: But I made him agree to pay me 20 marks for each week he stayed. Priest: I must admit, that wasn't a great decision, but I am sure you did it for a good c…