"What's your greatest strength?" Shadow puppetry "Seriously?" [interviewer presses intercom button] "Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"

If you text "Haiti" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti.

HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat

Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer.