A frog goes into a bank for a loan. He goes up to the first available banker, Ms. Patty Hwak. He says, ""I'm going on vacation in 2 weeks. I'd like a vacation loan of $50,000. Don't worry, I'll be able to repay. My father is Keith Richards."" The banker knows nothing of this frog, and is prepared to deny his loan request. The frog says, ""Please, the branch manager knows me. Let me speak to them."" She gets the manager, who immediately recognizes the frog. ""It's a knick knack, Patty Hwak. Give …

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says ""I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"" ""Certainly,"" says the teller, ""how much would that be for?"" ""One million dollars."" replies the frog. ""Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."" The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. ""As a matter of fact, I do!"" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands ove…

Bank Loan A young girl, named Patricia Wack, starts a new job as a loan officer at the bank. A frog walks in an asks her for a loan, she looks at him for a moment amazed that a frog could talk but proceeds professionally. He needs five hundrded dollars for a new business venture and is willing to offer her a candle stick as collateral. She is of course surprised by this strange offer of collateral and tells the frog that she's not sure she can approve the loan. The frog gets upset and demands to…

A frog walks into a bank A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Paddy Black and says "I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black" "Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?" "One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager." The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. "As a matter of fact, I do!" says the frog, and he reaches into his …